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tiredestprincess:

i thought this was going to be an onion article
it’s from rolling stone

tiredestprincess:

i thought this was going to be an onion article

it’s from rolling stone

unimpressedcats:

*kill bill sirens*

unimpressedcats:

*kill bill sirens*

towalkonearth:

kuunakullanvalkeana:

we ALMOST made it through the first gender studies lecture without “we’re not ugly man-hating lesbians” but when we had like two minutes left guess what the fucking professor just had to say.

then i had to keep everyone there for 5 extra minutes to…

job interviewer: where do you see yourself in 10 years?
me: most likely dead not that it matters because life is a never ending downward spiral of misery and suffering, has no meaning, and there is no god
job interviewer: ok
tacomaster420:

I’m gonna scream

tacomaster420:

I’m gonna scream

weloveshortvideos:

When you hit the blunt before you go on the air… 

confessionsofadirectioner:

This will always be one of my favourite posts.

confessionsofadirectioner:

This will always be one of my favourite posts.

thatfunnyblog:

fuckin hero

southern-feminism:

heckacute:

The Ten Most Important Literary Works In Human History

  1. Shakespeare’s Hamlet
  2. Joyce’s Ulysses 
  3. Shelley’s Frankenstein
  4. Homer’s Odyssey
  5. Austin’s Pride And Prejudice
  6. God’s The Holy Bible
  7. Cervantes’ Don Quixote
  8. An article I saw online a few months ago that was called something like “The Twenty Best Side Boob Pics You’ll Ever See”
  9. Dostoyevsky’s Crime And Punishment 
  10. Woolf’s To The Lighthouse 

"God’s The Holy Bible”

d0nn0:

polople:

literally what the fuck

feeling like an endangered species

d0nn0:

polople:

literally what the fuck

feeling like an endangered species

harrystylesdildo:

when you’re done

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