why is a baby kangaroo called a joey? very obvious.
kangaroo -> pouch -> pocket -> jeans -> joey in friends wore jeans.
Gayle King is such an ass that’s so rude she really said “blah blah blah”??
why are men always spitting all over the sidewalk? do men create more saliva than women and need to get rid of it? are they marking their territory? what’s going on?
They can’t swallow because that’s gay
There are literal Nazis on tumblr and people are concerned with teenage girls photographing their Starbucks drinks and who is attracted to what.
i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth
she’s waiting for the salsa
when you leave school early
like look at her shes so fucking beautiful and its unconventional but she could probably still land an office job
this is where its At
no emoji in the world can replace the depth of :/
GOTTA GET THAT BACON