Someone at Origin forgot to add text…
The only nail polish for me
in french we don’t say “i love you”, we say “vous recevez une heure supplémentaire dans la piscine à balles” which roughly translates to “you are my sun, my stars, my everything” and i think that’s beautiful
aliens: land on earth
us: gives them a brief overview
aliens: my mama says i gotta come home right now immediately
tried to post a snapchat video of me blowing smoke into the camera but my finger slipped off the button and it only got 3 seconds of me inhaling
So uhh, my clothing dye ate through my gloves…..
+3 spellcasting +1 summoning EFF: 2XDAM vs undead
The tattoo makes it more demonic than undead.
So Now You’re a Necromancer: Beginner’s Guide.
My puppy was making friends when we were stuck in traffic.
when i get the urge to drag somebody over a petty matter but remember im a changed person
i love these i have a folder dedicated to them
this is my favorite subgenre of post-ironic memes
discount memes are the future